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Archive for October, 2008

Responsibility

Posted by n3rvp4in on October 28, 2008

Today a woman comes into the store to rent movies.  This is a pretty common occurance seeing as we are a video rental store.  She looks throughout the store for just the right movie.  New titles are released on Tuesday, so of course, after looking all over the store, she decides to rent two movies that came out today.

After giving her name to the clerk, the account is pulled up on the computer.  What do you know?  There are late fees on the account.  The late fees are for a video game that was rented by her son.  The clerk asks if she would like to take care of the fees.  After finding out that the late fee was incurred by her son, she states that she is not going to pay any fees that are incurred by her son.  At this point I am on my way over to the counter and I hear the entire conversation.  Now I am going to say something to this comment.  Since she doesn’t want to take care of the late fees that may arise from her son, who’s name is listed as a renter on the account, I ask her if she would like to remove his name from the account.

She says that she would like to keep it on the account.  Well that is fine, but I remind her that she would ultimately be responsible for any fees incurred on the account by anyone on the account.  I can tell at this point that none of this is making sense to the woman.  She has no concept of “RESPONSIBILITY”!  She allows someone to rent on the account, therefore, she is accepting responsibility for any charges and fees on the account.  Do they not teach this anymore?

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Dish Network Rip-Off

Posted by n3rvp4in on October 22, 2008

The store that I work for is a Dish Network Retailer.  Since we sell Dish service we get a variety of persons looking for Dish satellite TV service.  Considering the distances involved in this area, satellite TV service is very popular.  Many of the over the air broadcast networks are unavailible or the signal is poor.  Cable is only availible in town.  Since many people live out of town, satellite TV is the only real option.

Well, in the last month, we have had a large number of people who think that they can somehow walk into our store and rip off Dish Network.  We always get a few, but lately it seems almost 50 percent of people “interested” in Dish, have some hairbrained plan to rip them off.  The funny part is that they seem to think that they have come up with something new.  One guy tried so many times to come up with a Dish screwing plan, that I had to tell him that Dish knew every trick and they we not going to fall for any of these plans.

The really interesting part is that many of these people are current Dish customers.  If they were to call them up, they could get a pretty decent price on an upgrade.  But, these people want something for free.  They also don’t want to commit to anything.  Where have these people been living for the last 20 plus years?  You never get these types of services for “FREE”!

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